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What Are Casket Jokes?

Casket Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of casket jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The only time my ex will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER"
is when they are lowering my casket into the ground.
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#2
At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket
is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
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#3
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin?"
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#4
I'm thinking about having an open casket funeral...
Remains to be seen. :D
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#5
[at funeral] "my phone is vibrating" want me to create a distraction so you can answer it?
"no, are you craz- *points at casket* HE BLINKED
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#6
What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?
Hey, I think he moved.
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#7
What kind of key opens a casket?
A skeleton key.
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#8
I've requested to be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti
so that a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work.
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#9
*walks into funeral while playing the mandolin* "I'm sorry.
Am I interrupting?" *dead guy sits up in casket* No it sounds lovely. Keep going
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#10
Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person.
#2 is death. This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. -Jerry Seinfeld
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#11
Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?
So the attendees could get some face-time.
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#12
*stands over dads casket* "Mom isn't doing well, dad." *puts hand on dad's shoulder* "You need to stop building caskets.
It's creepy."
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#13
What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?
Is that you, coffin?
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#14
What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?
Decom-pose.
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#15
[gathers around casket and see's it's full of gatorade] uh oh, then
that means [grandma's body is being dumped over the winning coach]
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#16
If Ronald Reagan were alive today he would roll in his grave...
roll, scream, kick and so would you if you woke up in a casket.
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#17
What did the casket say to the sick casket?
Are you coffin?
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#18
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coffin?'
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#19
A man carrying a tombstone walked up to a skeleton taking a break from his casket.
He asked the skeleton, "Is it okay if I leave this tombstone here?" The skeleton replied, "Yes, over my dead body."
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#20
Will I have an open casket at my funeral?
Remains to be seen.
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