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Catholic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of catholic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?
A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13. This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!
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#2
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.
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#3
What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?
A Roman Catholic.
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#4
You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists?
Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store.
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#5
How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?
Nun
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#6
what do you call a sleep-walking nun?
A Roman Catholic
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#7
Despite being brought up as a catholic, I was never molested when I was younger...
...yeah, I was a pretty ugly child.
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#8
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar....
Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says "lets fuck him!" The rabbi says "outta what!?"
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#9
I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride
After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys.
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#10
The other day I heard that photons have mass Who
would have thought that they we catholic?
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#11
[Sunday morning] *congregation of Catholics disagrees with
priest and walks out of church* - mass unfollowing
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#12
Trying to tell a catholic a joke Me: What do monkeys and humans have in common?
Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.
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#13
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play...
The Priest says, "I want to screw him." The Rabbi says, "Out of what?"
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#14
As a boy, I went to a Catholic School...
It was a pain in the ass.
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#15
An alcoholic, a pedophile and a Catholic priest walk in to a bar and the bartender says...
["Oh, Father O'Bannon, you're alone tonight?"](/spoiler)
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#16
What do the Catholic Church and a bucket of shit have in common?
Neither supports gay marriage.
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#17
I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do.
Pull out early.
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#18
Why did the Catholic
cross herself?
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#19
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now
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#20
What do you call a nun lost in the woods?
A Roamin Catholic.
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