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What Are Cement Jokes?

Cement Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cement jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?
A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard.
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#2
What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
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#3
DOG BALLS Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?
A: Sparky.
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#4
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?
Permanent waves !
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#5
Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road?
It wasn't cement to happen.
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#6
What do you call an apple filled with cement?
Hardcore.
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#7
Just saw a grasshopper jump on cement.
THEY'RE EVOLVING.
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#8
My toddler fell, smashed his face into the cement, then played it off like he was giving the ground a kiss.
No DNA test necessary.
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#9
A thief tripped and fell into wet cement...
He became a hardened criminal.
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#10
What has antlers pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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#11
What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?
Dam!
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#12
I lay my girls like I lay
my bricks With cement.
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#13
What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
Dam.
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#14
Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer?
Now he's a hardened criminal.
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#15
Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon.
Twelvehardened criminals escaped.
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#16
What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?
Not enough cement
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#17
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim
Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
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#18
As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed,
police investigators find no concrete evidence
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#19
Men are like cement.
After getting laid they take a long time to get hard.
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#20
What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?
Dam. What did the dam say to the fish? Dumb bass.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cement jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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