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What Are Cents Jokes?

Cents Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cents jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
looks like our killer left his calling card.
5 cents/min to canada, 7c/min to puerto rico. he knows what he's doing.
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#2
What concert costs 45 cents?
A concert that costs 45 cents.
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#3
What did the old maid get the vasaline for?
84 cents. Joke by my grandfather
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#4
Guy walks into a store and asks the cashier for $0 in change...
cashier says "$0? That doesn't make any cents!"
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#5
What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe?
400 Million Dollars
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#6
Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!?
Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents..
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#7
Who was the greatest prostitute of all time?
Ms. Pacman. for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died
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#8
How much is an M&M?
50 cents. That's Ludicris!
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#9
Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?
Because they don't make any cents.
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#10
What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?
This is non-cents!
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#11
At the library: Librarian: you have 45 cents in late fees.
Me: (adjusts bow tie then slides 50 cents across the table) Keep the change
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#12
Have you heard about the Occupy - Treasury movement?
Finally, an occupy movement that makes cents.
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#13
A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents...
"I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."
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#14
God, I hate homeless people
They make no cents...
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#15
If I had a nickel...
If I had a nickel for every economics test I passed, I'd have 7 cents.
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#16
I met Greece's finance minister, who was looking for help regarding the situation there.
He asked me for my two cents.
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#17
It's not fair that women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes...
...that only leaves 23 cents for the guy!
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#18
Ideas that aren't profitable
Don't make any cents
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#19
Just showered using my husband's man body wash
and now I'm earning 23 cents more an hour?
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#20
What concert cost 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickleback.
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