What Are Certain Jokes?
Certain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of certain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank his coffee before it was cool. Credit to my 15 yo son who made this one up. I'm fairly certain he browses Reddit but he wouldn't admit it to me.
#2
What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?
They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.
#3
How many people of a certain ethnicity does it take to change a lightbulb?
10, one to change the lightbulb; the other nine to act in a manner stereo-typically associated with said ethnicity.
#4
I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore -
like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies.
#5
There's an ISIS comedy night coming up...
I would go but i'm fairly certain they're all going to bomb.
#6
Is it bad to hate a certain race?
Because I despise the 100 meter
#7
When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats.
This is known as the many paws.
#8
If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose
That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It
#9
Such bullshit that people stop saying "You ate it all!
Good job!" once you reach a certain age
#10
Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain
that black folks will clean up at The Oscars.
#11
Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
Because I'm not really a fan of the Indy 500
#12
Sometimes I want to ask certain people, "So you looked in the
mirror and thought you looked good enough to go outside?"
#13
Is sure that at a certain point, you are going to
need to come to terms with your retardation.
#14
With abs like his, are we certain Jesus
didn't just diet for our sins?
#15
I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be
certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too.
#16
after u die u do the same life again on a higher difficulty setting.
more relationships fail and more loved ones die. certain dogs explode
#17
Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer.
They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will.
#18
THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE?
AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION
#19
I think my neighbor is stalking me through her computer, because I've seen her google my name.
I'm certain I saw it on my telescope last night.
#20
There are only two certain things in computer programming life...
death and syntax (end).
Why People Enjoy Certain Jokes
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Another reason people love certain jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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