What Are Cheek Jokes?
Cheek Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cheek jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My left butt cheek was hurting pretty bad earlier, so I asked my girlfriend to massage it for me.
I told her... that I didn't want it half-assed.
#2
Hey are you free this weekend?
(Gazes into distance) (Wipes tear from cheek) (Bald Eagle screeches) "I'm always free"
#3
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes bicycle pedals.
#4
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
If we stick together we can stop this shit.
#5
Sorry I asked for a rim job...
... it was only tongue in cheek.
#6
What did the left butt cheek say to the right one?
If we stick together, we can stop this shit.
#7
One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
The hallway stinks.
#8
Tried seducing my wife with a 'lil strip tease.
She said it was going well right up until I got naked and spread my butt cheeks in her face.
#9
If i cut off my right butt cheek
will i be left behind?
#10
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?
A golden opportunity
#11
Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously?
Because they're all tongue in cheek.
#12
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch
between my butt cheeks..I'm in public
#13
I've fallen in love' My husband yelled to me as his
arse cheeks splashed against the toilet water.
#14
How do birds kiss?
They give a peck to the cheek.
#15
*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* "Make a wish," I say.
*I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*
#16
Me: I can't believe that they're still together after all the shit they have been through!
Friend: Who? Me: My ass cheeks. I've got a bad case of diarrhea!
#17
$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- "What did 1 butt cheek
say to the other butt cheek" " Together We can stop this shit"
#18
I wouldn't mind being catcalled if it were useful: "Hey baby, boot sale
at Macy's!" or, "Line's shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!"
#19
Cheek of my doctor.
I went in for a check up and he said I'll never have kids. I said "why? am I infertile doctor?" He said "no your a fat cunt."
#20
Friends and family are like butt cheeks...
Shit seperates them but, they always come back together in the end.
Why People Enjoy Cheek Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cheek jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love cheek jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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