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#1
I was telling this chick how I almost died during childbirth and she asked me when I'm having another one.
I SAID I ALMOST DIED, CRAZY LADY.
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#2
Why is childbirth called "delivery"
and not "take out?"
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#3
Primaries are like childbirth.
After a great deal pain, yelling, and recrimination, everyone forgets how awful it was until the next time.
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#4
Of course I believe you are God's gift to women.
He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?
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#5
I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day.
Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth.
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#6
Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger,
but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition
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#7
Considering "natural" childbirth?
You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch.
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#8
Watching your wife in childbirth...
Is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
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#9
So I broke my mom's tailbone during childbirth.
And I've been a pain in her ass ever since.
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#10
When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right
at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful.
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#11
Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend,
so you can shut up about the "pain of childbirth."
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#12
NSFW What's one thing a woman wishes her husband had after childbirth?
A fatter penis.
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#13
What do you call it when...?
What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography.
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#14
Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God.
One priest ask Latvian man "Where is children?" Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
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#15
"Congratulations on the baby!
Childbirth is so beautiful!" - Someone who has clearly never witnessed the birth of a child.
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#16
What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth?
No make-up.
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#17
Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out...
... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?
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