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What Are Chimp Jokes?

Chimp Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chimp jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a
bar and that's when I realised I was drunk.
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#2
Three eyes What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig What do you call a chimp with three eyes? A chiiimp What do you call a kid with three eyes? Chinese
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#3
I pronounce CHampagne & CHandelier like CHimp so the lower class thinks
I'm "approachable" & the upper class thinks I'm "eclectic"
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#4
I'm not an animal expert but feeding your pet chimp Chinese food doesn't seem right.
Then again, neither does owning a pet chimp.
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#5
Two chimps are in the bath One says "ooh oooh eek eek"
The other one says "well put some cold water in then!"
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#6
what do you get when you give chimp bluetooth?
Chimp handsfree
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#7
us teens are tired of being murdered all the time in movies.
why not make the next murder victim a chimp in a suit or a plant
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#8
Told my grandma that some chimps and monkeys are learning to hunt with Spears.
She responded with "what? Are they gonna join isis too?"
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#9
If someone says "With all due respect," what follows is the
verbal equivalent of a captive chimp hurling feces at you.
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#10
A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die.
But chimps lack that kind of patience
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#11
Q: What do you call 3 blondes a chimp and another blonde standing on a street corner?
A: 4 f*cks 4 f*cks 4 f*cks not for a zillion f*cks 4 f*cks!
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#12
No autocorrect, I don't want to
bang a bunch of hot chimps.
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#13
Why did the monkey trip over the branch?
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
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#14
Q: How do you fix a broken chimp?
A: With a monkeywrench.
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#15
Chimps Broke Out of Ferguson Zoo Apparently
they're starting fires across town.
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#16
A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex.
The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."
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What are the best Chimp Jokes?
Our collection features 16 Chimp Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Chimp Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Chimp Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Chimp Jokes?
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How many Chimp Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Chimp Jokes?
Chimp Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Chimp Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and chimp jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love chimp jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Chimp Jokes safe for all ages?
Most chimp jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Chimp Jokes?
chimp jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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