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#1
What does a polite pirate say?
Chivalry-Timbers!
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#2
I didn't hold open a door for a woman and she said 'I suppose Chivalry
is dead' So I put my sword through her heart to prove otherwise.
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#3
Chivalry is so not dead.
Most guys ask where you want it when they cum.
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#4
Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry.
Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead.
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#5
Chivalry is just the study
of green onions right?
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#6
I wish my girlfriend would stop confusing my chivalry for chauvinism...
Pssh... fucking women.
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#7
I didn't hold open a door for a woman and she said 'I suppose chivalry is
dead' So I put my sword through her heart to prove that bitch wrong.
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#8
If you're a chick who says "chivalry is dead" I hate to be the one
to tell you, but its only dead for you because you're ugly.
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#9
"Chivalry isn't dead," I say, watching one
zombie hold the door open for another.
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#10
Chivalry Is Dead They said chivalry is dead so I wanted to prove them wrong.
I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "Asshole, I'm peeing in here!"
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#11
If by "chivalry is dead" you mean "I put my coat in a puddle for my wife
so she's making me do laundry for a week" then yes chivalry is dead
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#12
Chivalry isn't dead.
He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?
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#13
I stole a seat from an old man and he remarked, "Chivalry is Dead".
I said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know. He wasn't even trending on Twitter".
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#14
Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least
a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs.
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#15
Chivalry died the same time you
stopped being a lady, honey.
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