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#1
Chris Christies mom told him to run.
She didn't mean for president though...
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#2
People complain about there being too many GOP presidential candidates, but
when Chris Christie quits that will be, like, half the field right there.
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#3
Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration.
He's going to be the border wall.
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#4
Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?
Because he is too big to fail.
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#5
Trump announces plan to crush China by sending Chris
Christie to every Chinese buffet in the country.
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#6
I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight...
...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it.
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#7
What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?
The US Presidential Campaign!
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#8
Chris Christie is so fat, he plans
on walking for president.
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#9
Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert???
Impeach Cobbler
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#10
The hardest part of measuring Trump's package..
Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth
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#11
Chris Christie's name...
Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like Eric Erica Daniel Danielle or Bruce Caitlyn
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#12
Chris Christie stopped running...
Go figure
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#13
Why did Chris Christie cross the road?
Because chicken is fucking delicious!
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#14
Q.: "Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running
mate?" Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."
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#15
What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie?
When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down.
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#16
In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the
lights and kill one of your work colleagues.
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#17
Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president
in the first place They thought he'd walk
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#18
What does Agatha Christie call a group of almost every type of bird?
A Murder of Most Fowls!
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#19
Why did Chris Christie endorse Donald Trump?
Christie wants the highest cabinet position possible because he knows - the higher cabinet is where they keep all the cookies!
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#20
In 2016 Scott Baio has called Hillary Clinton a cunt, Chris Christie has called her a criminal and Ben Carson has called her a Lucifer worshiper.
What will they call her in 2017? Madam President.
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