What Are Chunk Jokes?
Chunk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chunk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do old women and cottage cheese have in common?
They come in chunks.
#2
A large chunk of ice walks into a bar and places his order.
"I'll take a whiskey on the rocks." The bartender looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve your kids."
#3
What's the mass of a large chunk of tree?
10g
#4
I saved my cannibal neighbor's daughter from drowning today.
Her father was so grateful he gave me a hand shake. It had some chunks, but it was delicious.
#5
My father used to go out drinking all night, come home and blow chunks.
why we called our dog chunks, I'll never know.
#6
Last night I was so drunk I blew chunks.
Chunks is my dog.
#7
Went to my friend's house for a night of drinking...
...crashed on the couch. I was awoken in the middle of the night by my friend blowing chunks. Chunks is the family dog
#8
Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person?
A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk.
#9
Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose.
Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples.
#10
What do you call a fat Chinese person?
A chunk
#11
I tricked my construction coworker at lunch by putting chunks of concrete in his sandwich.
He shit a brick after he found out.
#12
chewing tobacco must've been a hard sell: Do you like nicotine but hate smoke but love to spit smelly wet chunks of leaves?
Well guess what
#13
A man said to me, "Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!" I said, "most people are sick after drinking too much." "No, you don't understand." he replied.
"Chunks is my pitbull."
#14
I got so drunk last night i blew chunks!
Chunks is my dogs name.
#15
Congratulations!
You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your... No Bell Piece Prize
#16
I got fired today, because during my lunch break, I went to the men's room and blew chunks.
Chunks is our forklift driver, I should admit.
#17
I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where
my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth.
#18
Me: "This Chardonnay is so nice, I can really taste the oaky undertones"
"Sir those are just chunks of cork from opening it with your keys"
#19
Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins?
one for each chunk.
#20
Karen on Facebook says, "2014 is going sooooo well!" Personally, I've already
fcuked up 2014, and a good chunk of 2015, so go fcuk yourself Karen.
Why People Enjoy Chunk Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and chunk jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love chunk jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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