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Claude Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of claude jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?
Claude
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#2
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?
- A: Claude
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#3
Joke.
What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!
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#4
Taming Wild Cats
by Claude Face
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#5
What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?
Claude
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#6
Who wrote "The Tiger's Revenge"?
Claude Balls
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#7
Knock Knock Who's there !
Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !
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#8
I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick
my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene.
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#9
What do you call a Mormon action hero?
Jean-Claude Van Darn
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#10
The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal.
Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss.
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#11
A guard is patrolling when he sees something moving in the bushes....
"Who's in there?!" He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!
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#12
What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?
Claude
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#13
Ever since I joined a French pedophilia group..
(Xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis) I've been on Claude, nine.
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#14
I know this may have been posted as it is fairly common, but here it is anyway: What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?
Claude
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