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Closes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of closes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[doorbell] "Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?" "You have cookies?"
"No, sir I-" "Come back when you have cookies." *closes door*
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#2
I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes.
there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here
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#3
Whenever one door closes, another opens.
..perhaps the one who built the house didn't do a good job.
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#4
"As one door closes, another one opens," he said.
"That's all well and good," I said, "But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car."
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#5
Good for you when one door closes & another door opens.
For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail.
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#6
whenever god closes a door he opens a window because
he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there.
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#7
The second fastest thing in a bathroom is the speed in which your butt-hole closes after a log comes out, but what is the fastest thing in a bathroom?
The drop of water that makes it in.
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#8
TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS EXPLAINED: 1) Rich people make money 2) It "trickles
down" to offshore banks 3) Government closes libraries/hospitals
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#9
When one door closes...
An incognito window opens.
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#10
My mother told me "When god closes a door, he opens a window." I told her, he better shut that damn window too.
It's 96 Degrees outside and he's letting my cold air out.
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#11
When one door closes, another opens.
Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work.
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#12
*walks into confessional, closes door and sits down* Me: Alright.
Look alive over there, Father, I've had a pretty wild week...
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#13
Nurse: The doctor will be with you shortly...do you want me to close the door?
Me: Do you wanna watch? Nurse: *closes door*
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#14
I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes.
Anyway, got fired.
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#15
When God closes a door, he opens a window.
So God's pretty clearly getting high in his dorm room.
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#16
Me: I just need some time alone, please.
*closes door* - Ma'am, if you're not trying on clothes, we'll need you to leave the dressing room.
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#17
When a teacher closes his eyes why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
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#18
When a door closes...
and incognito window opens.
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#19
When one door closes another one opens.
I should really get this cabinet fixed.
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#20
If one door closes and another one opens,
seek help your house is haunted.
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