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#1
What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?
Sewercide
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#2
*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at
ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*
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#3
Thoughts Some think the economy is slowly recovering.
Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly.
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#4
Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
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#5
Celebrities are called stars because they're hot, not very bright, unattainable
and destined to eventually collapse into a black hole.
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#6
This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her
Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel.
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#7
[end of the night]*hand running through her hair, pulls out a lizard* ME:
no not again *she unzips jacket, collapses into a pile of lizards*
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#8
*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* "Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake." May I please have a straw?
*camel collapses*
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#9
The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are.
Human civilization would collapse within a week...
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#10
If the United States ever collapses, the upside is that we can finally
use the blue starry part of American flags to make wizard hats.
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#11
Building collapses in Detroit this morning.
Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars.
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#12
Yo, Hillary, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish...
...but the World Trade Centre had one of the best collapses of all time! One of the best collapses of all time!
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#13
Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia?
Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia.
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#14
I say "Hey man, I got your back." He thanks me until he collapses from being spineless.
I give his back to an infant. "Baby got back." I say
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#15
Meatloaf collapses on stage...
...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky.
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#16
If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs.
That's what happened to Australia.
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#17
Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs.
If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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#18
hey, a mime!
*mime starts having heart attack* hes pretending to die lol *mime collapses* *hours later still watching his body* wow hes good
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#19
Waldo collapses on the beach because it's August & he's fully clothed with a ski cap.
You spot him easily
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#20
Some think the economy is slowly recovering.
Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly.
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