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#1
I would describe the cologne on the guy who was
just in the elevator with me as "all of it."
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#2
Just picked up some cologne from the .99 cent store because chicks
dig it when I smell like back child support and restraining orders
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#3
AKA What's another word for Italian cologne?
Garlic
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#4
Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound
like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?
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#5
[job interview] What's ur greatest strength?
"I wear too much cologne" No, I mean- "A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator"
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#6
After a long search, I finally found the French cologne I was looking for...
It was hiding behind the American cologne
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#7
Bill Joe Armstrong (From Greenday) was walking down the street.
A girl walked past him and said "Wow, you smell amazing." He replied: "That's because I wore cologne, I wore cologne."
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#8
Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne "Ay, you
think you cologne me a dollar or two?"
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#9
What kind of cologne applies itself?
Elon Musk
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#10
What cologne do engineers wear?
Elon's musk
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#11
Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting
close, not punish them for being in the same building.
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#12
Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home?
So he smelled great while dead & bloated.
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#13
I bought a new fragrance today...
Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you
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#14
I'm at my most immature when girls misspell "cologne"
and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells
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#15
What does a rapist wear to feel sexy?
Cologne.
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#16
The only good thing about people who wear too much
cologne is that they're easier to set on fire.
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#17
Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women.
If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts.
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#18
Maybe I'd bother with cologne if my natural scent
didn't make even elderly women violently ovulate.
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#19
I wear gasoline for cologne
because b*tches love money.
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#20
I'm going to stop wearing cologne and taking showers...
Because if I'm going to smell like an asshole, I'll do it all natural.
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