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What Are Comb Jokes?

Comb Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of comb jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why does C.
Ronaldo comb his hair every game break? So it won't get too Messi.
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#2
Comb On!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!
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#3
[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name?
"Ankhesenamun" - How do you spell that? "Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"
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#4
Have homeless dudes tried just running
a comb through their hair?
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#5
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it."
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#6
"Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf!
Is that true?" "No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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#7
What does a bee style his hair with?
A honey comb!
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#8
Today I forgot to comb my hair, but people thought I was nice.
Then, nothing of consequence happened. So today was every Michael Cera movie.
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#9
What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a saw.
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#10
Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?
Because it was a wrecked tangle
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#11
Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?
Because he used a honey comb.
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#12
What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?
I'll never part with this!
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#13
ROOMMATE: Big date later?
ME: [combs hair] Yes R: Where? M: [fixes tie] The woods R: Is it with a bear again? M: [dabs honey behind ears] No
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#14
What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?
Ready or not, hair I comb!
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#15
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
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#16
Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?
Because they never part with them
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#17
What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?
'Oh comb all ye faithful'
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#18
Me: this doesn't seem right Dentist: u know on tv when they say 9/10 dentists
M: yeah D: im the one *he resumes hitting my teeth w/ a comb*
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#19
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks I'll never part with it !
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#20
"Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf!
Is that true?" "No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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Our collection features 39 Comb Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Comb Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Comb Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and comb jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most comb jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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comb jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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