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What Are Command Jokes?

Command Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of command jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I accidentally muted the command switch on my driverless car...
...well, it goes without saying.
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#2
(First date) Me: Don't let her know you're a satanist Her: So what do you do for fun?
Me: WHATEVER THE DARK LORD COMMANDS
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#3
"Arise!
Arise! Foul creatures, I command that you arise! ARISE!" "Dad, just once, couldn't you let mom or the alarm clock wake us?" "ARISE!"
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#4
Jokes 1.
Something said in the pursuit of laughter. 2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after. 3. A noun you expect commands no respect. Root word "jocus". This limerick: disaster.
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#5
Another "Iron Man" Joke Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
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#6
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command. ALL credit goes to /u/eternityinspace had to share it!
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#7
What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
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#8
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?
Snout about!
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#9
Iron Man is a superhero Iron
Woman is a command.
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#10
GOD: Moses!!
I COMMAND YOU TOcan you take your shoes off MOSES: What? Why G: I'm trying to keep the place nice, OK? M: It's a mountain
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#11
Computer does what you command him to
do but not what you want from him.
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#12
[Command Center] *opens map* *traces route* *marks intercept point* *drives*
*waits* *target arrives *tackles* Liquor Delivery Guy: Again?
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#13
If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman?
a command
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#14
What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?
one is a superhero and the other is a command.
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#15
What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?
Present Alms!
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#16
How is working in I.T.
like being a wizard? You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
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#17
Whats worse than Bad command or File name?
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
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#18
I'll never be the girl who walks in the room and commands everyone's attenHEY!
Can you at least finish reading this tweet?!
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#19
I just referred to tongs as 'food tweezers' in case you want
to be in awe of my command of the English language.
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#20
<joke> "Punchline" is not an internal or external command.
Attempting a continue... C:\Windows\System32\ taskkill /IM joke.exe </joke>
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