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Comments Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of comments jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you get a 12 yr old to cry twice?
(x-post from comments) Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. And I'm off to hell.
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#2
A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter
because the real joke is always in the comments.
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#3
A Man Tells a Joke...
http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/38ywir/i_want_my_kids_middle_name_to_be_withawhy_just_to/crz16n6
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#4
Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments
can turn into a human and run for a president
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#5
Every Facebook post: *Girl posts lyrics* Elderly woman comments "Hi lucy.
you're so grown up. We miss you. Tell your mom ill call Wednesday"
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#6
Knock knock Who's there?
Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? (punchline in comments)
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#7
Testing /u/trollabot
no comments
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#8
My girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship.
I still wish she didn't have one.   EDIT: to draw attention to new Gender Studies section in comments.
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#9
what do you think of the number 4?
you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10? stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8
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#10
[Amazing Comeback] So I was reading comments on a LGBT friendly add(Android's
#AndProud) > I hate fucking gays >> Stop having sex with gays then.
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#11
What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
Silicon Valley. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3h6bld/kim_kardashians_butt/)
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#12
With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost?
You just wait for the comments to link you up.
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#13
science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says "I'll have H20" the second one says "I'll have H20 two" the second chemist dies.how did he die?
tell me in the comments
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#14
Wanna hear a joke about recursion [Wanna hear a joke about recursion](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/39zo5p/wanna_hear_a_joke_about_recursion/)
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#15
There once was ...
There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless.
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#16
TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death.
She must have read the comments.
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#17
Ask me if I'm a bear How am I supposed
to BEAR comments like that one?
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#18
Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl He: "Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?" She: "You know how to clone people?" He: "People?!
God no! Just pubes."
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#19
What are some of the best comments on threads?
[deleted]
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#20
Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos
looking for a good fight in the comments section.
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Are Comments Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Comments Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why do people enjoy Comments Jokes?
Comments Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Comments Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and comments jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most comments jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Comments Jokes?
comments jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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