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#1
How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
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#2
What blood disease do communists get?
Hammer and sickle cell anemia.
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#3
What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?
A so-be-it union.
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#4
Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
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#5
What do communists do on May Day?
Paint the town red.
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#6
How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws YOU!
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#7
Why are Communists bad Java programmers?
They don't like classes.
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#8
What do communists put in their soup?
Soviet Onions.
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#9
How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism. But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter.
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#10
Two Communists are hanging out at a nudist park...
One says, "So, have you read Marx?" "Yeah, it's these damn wicker chairs."
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#11
Why do Communists only write in lowercase?
Because they hate Capitalism.
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#12
Why aren't there any British Communists?
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
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#13
What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
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#14
Where do Communists go to get burgers?
Czechers.
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#15
Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper-tea is theft.
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#16
I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day...
Communists have no class...
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#17
How many communists died during ww2?
not enough
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#18
Q: How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
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#19
Who in the Catholic church becomes extremely angry around communists?
The Papal Bull.
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#20
How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them.
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