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#1
Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He couldn't finish the last movement.
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#2
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide?
His body decomposed.
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#3
I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer...
Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for.
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#4
I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests.
I said to him, "Can you play an Etude by Chopin?" He replied, "Which one?" I responded, "The composer."
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#5
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?
He wrote sheet music.
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#6
Mozart killed all his chickens..
he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying " Bach! Bach! Bach!
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#7
Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?
Chopin
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#8
How do Baroque composers tweet?
Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry
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#9
What did the composer say on a date?
"I'm a Classic Romantic....I'm also Baroque."
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#10
So did you hear about the Angry composer?
Apparently, he had a few scores to settle.
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#11
The music composer at my school is suffering from Cancer.
He's in the hospital being fed through a tuba.
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#12
What do sick composers drink?
Tchai *cough* Tea
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#13
Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music!
His newest album is titled, "I'll Be Bach."
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#14
What's a composer's favourite childhood game?
Haydn seek.
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#15
What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?
A Zimmer frame
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#16
Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek?
Haydn. [OC]
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#17
(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates?
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
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#18
I used to have a job impersonating a German composer.
Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)
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#19
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers?
I'll be Bach. Sorry.
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#20
What happened when the composer got angry?
He flew off the Handel
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