What Are Concern Jokes?
Concern Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of concern jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do?
Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth.
#2
Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me...
It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern.
#3
None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m
underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern.
#4
If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern
would be how much my airport parking bill would be.
#5
[driving test] INSTRUCTOR: Any initial concerns?
ME: Volcanoes I: About the test? M: No I: Ok then let's go M: *drives into active volcano*
#6
As a German I have concerns about the European soccer championship...
Last time it didn't end well when we sent a couple boys to France to defeat all of Europe.
#7
Me: *disappears for a few weeks* Friends: *No concern* Me: *Posts inspirational quote on FB* Friends: Dude, you okay?
You need to talk?
#8
Paedophiles Pedophiles are really
only a minor concern
#9
My son just explained how he wants to make a necklace out of my hair
which is totally normal & doesn't at all concern & terrify me.
#10
In this era of excessive exclamation point use, punctuating a text
with a period is the quickest and simplest way to cause concern.
#11
What's sexist and not a concern for feminist?
Misandry
#12
My Son's #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous.
With a shaking voice, he asked, "Do I have to drink it?"
#13
"Give me your finest meal, money is of no
concern." ~ Me at McDonald's on pay day.
#14
It concerns me when someone comes out of the bathroom stall
and has to wash their hands all the way up to their elbows
#15
How does an atheist start their prayers?
To Whom It May Concern
#16
when you drink too much, you may get whiskey dick.
a less well known concern is when you use painkillers, however, and you get poppy-cock
#17
Walmart stopped selling hoverboards due to safety concerns.
In case you were curious about those empty shelves between the guns and the ammo
#18
Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
#19
How does a ghost start a letter?
Tomb it may concern.
#20
To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday
obviously never had to work on friday...
Why People Enjoy Concern Jokes
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