What Are Condom Jokes?
Condom Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of condom jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need
some condoms.' He said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'
#2
How do you reuse a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
#3
The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms.
The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first.
#4
There are two things that never work Month old condoms and voting for a third party.
(That being said, I'm fucking terrified)
#5
My friend once asked me if I would have sex with a christian girl without a condom.
It's okay, God will protect us.
#6
At Walmart with a box of condoms and a Barbie play set, now I need to
pick the right cashier to ensure maximum awkwardness for us both.
#7
What's the best part about going in without a condom?
The abortion.
#8
Witnessed the birth of my cousin's first child...
She said we should've used a condom
#9
me: Should I pack condoms?
wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*
#10
Women....
Women are like condoms, they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick.
#11
That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment
instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt.
#12
The new neighbors moved in today.
I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street.
#13
At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms.
2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."
#14
A guy buys some condoms...
A guy is buying a box of condoms at the store. After paying the clerk, the clerk asks him "Do you want a paper bag with that?" He replies, "Nah, she's not that ugly."
#15
Two Condoms Two condoms walk by a gay bar.
One says to the other, "Let's go in here and get shit-faced."
#16
My girlfriend said she wanted to try new condoms with something a little
special inside them I said "what's that?" she replied "Other men."
#17
*hands stranger a condom S: I don't need this Me: Yes, you do.
I saw the way you pulled out of your driveway. Your pull out game is weak
#18
Girls are like condoms They spend more
time in the wallet than on your dick.
#19
What did one condom say to the other while passing a gay bar?
Lets go in there and get shit faced.
#20
Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas
-Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola
Why People Enjoy Condom Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and condom jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love condom jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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