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#1
Don't hand out condoms to high school students.
Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy
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#2
Missing
Condoms
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#3
My wife sent me to the store to buy shampoo, conditioner, lotion and condoms.
I'm pretty sure the cashier thinks I'm making a girlfriend.
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#4
Another "Priceless" joke.
Vodka 19.99. Motel room 64.99. Condoms 9.99. Finding out she swallows and likes it in the ass? Priceless! Fuck Mastercard, it pays to Discover
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#5
Gift before the Prom "I'm ready for my first prom daddy" "Here, take this box son...
And don't make the mistake I made" "Whats in the box dad" "...Condoms"
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#6
Today I went to the convenience store to pick up some condoms.
When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?" I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
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#7
2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar...
One turns to the other and says "Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"
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#8
If abortion is murder then
are condoms kidnaping?
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#9
What do condoms and taxes have in common?
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
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#10
Some women wear larger shirts to make their bodies feel smaller...
I wear smaller condoms to make my penis feel larger
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#11
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear
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#12
Walking condoms Two condoms are walking down the street.
As they pass a gay bar one turns to the other and says.... you wanna go inside and get shit faced?
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#13
If those Amazon drones can really get to your house in 30 minutes
then condoms are about to become their #1 selling item.
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#14
I just got condoms installed on my floor
today it protects the hardwood.
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#15
Wife asks why I'm packing condoms Wife asks: "Why are you packing condoms for a sailing
trip with 10 guys?" I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
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#16
Cowboy: Give me 3 packets of condoms please.
Cashier: Do you need a paper bag with that sir? Cowboy: Nah... She ain't that ugly.
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#17
[grocery shopping] "Actually it should be 15 items or FEWER" I'll fix
that sir [grabs mic] CUSTOMER NEEDS HELP FINDING EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS
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#18
Condom Warning Condoms no longer guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
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#19
Trump Brand Condoms!
Guaranteed to be 100% effective. The wrapper is empty but once you or your partner see his face on it you would no longer want to have sex.
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#20
"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper
bag with that, sir?" Customer: "Nah...she's purdy good lookin'..."
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