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Conduct Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of conduct jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok
COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good
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#2
What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?
"Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
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#3
I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady.
Chicks dig that.
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#4
How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?
Standing on his head!
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#5
When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr.
Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!
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#6
I'm rubber.
You're glue. I don't conduct low voltage electricity. You're great for arts & crafts.
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#7
What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?
Tuskanini.
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#8
People who unfollow me always seem startled when I
show up at their home to conduct an exit interview
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#9
You can tell a lot about someone from the books they read, the things
they say and how they conduct themselves in their personal life.
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#10
Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their
favorite Muppet, and no matter the answer I scowl and shake my head.
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#11
How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
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#12
why can't coffee conduct electricity?
because it is grounded
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#13
I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing
up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay.
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