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Conductor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of conductor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor.
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#2
What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?
A conductor.
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#3
Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree?
He had loco motives.
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#4
What job do you never stop training for?
Conductor
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#5
What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
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#6
Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people?
He had locomotives!
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#7
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p
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#8
Conductor: Again from measure 5 if you please.
Voice from viola section: But Maestro we have no measure numbers.
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#9
Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone?
He had locomotives.
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#10
Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change
- great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again
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#11
Why are trains so energetic?
They have Conductors.
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#12
Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?
...because he had Loco-Motive.
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#13
What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?
The training.
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#14
I took my orchestra onto a train one
day The conductor was rubbish
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#15
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks.
The drummer said "finally! After being a drummer for so long now I am a conductor!"
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#16
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop on.
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#17
Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side but we don't sell them!
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#18
if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making
them warm up to a stirring rendition of "ice, ice, baby."
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#19
Top 13 facts you NEVER knew about non-conductors.
#7 won't shock you.
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#20
So my Orchestra conductor keeps telling the Violas to play louder...
I guess it just isn't their Forte. ;)
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