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Confucius Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of confucius jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted
But man who run in front of car get tired.
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#2
Confucius Say Women who fly plane
upside down have crack up.
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#3
Confucius say If you poop on a leave,
you will have shitty thyme
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#4
confucius say when you take old hooker to all you can
eat seafood you walk away with a big bag of crabs
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#5
Confucius say "Virginity is like
bubble; one prick, all gone."
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#6
Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet...
...has shitty time
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#7
Confucius say, "Happy wife lead to soft hands...
Unhappy wife lead to softer hands."
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#8
Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park
...But its better to park meat in the girl.
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#9
Confucius say: Nazi soldier who popular
with ladies may be Hungaryan.
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#10
Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle,
you learn to solve problem without violence
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#11
On sex, Confucius say: "Couple who have
sex on side of hill, not level"
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#12
As the wise Confucius once said....
If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time
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#13
Confucius say man who at night have scratchy
bottom have at morning smelly fingers
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#14
Confucius say..
Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
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#15
Confucius say.......
........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up.
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#16
Confucius say .
. . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels.
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#17
Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park;
Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl.
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#18
Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park...
It is better if boy parks meat in girl.
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#19
Confucius says...
"He who goes to bed with an itchy butt, wakes up with chicken fingers!"
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#20
Confucius say...
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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