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#1
Sean Connery: A Man Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
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#2
"I'll shave whoever I want!
I'll shave you, I'll shave her! I'll shave a goddamn baby if need be!" Sean Connery, boasting about his heroism
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#3
A schmooze....
...what Sean Connery calls an afternoon nap
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#4
At what time does Sean Connery arrive at The Wimbledon?
Tenish...
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#5
What time did Sean Connery arrive at the Wimbledon?
Tennish
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#6
Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?
His shavings account.
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#7
When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?
Ten-ish.
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#8
How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?
(x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.
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#9
What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?
They're both ash-holes.
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#10
What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?
Tennish
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#11
What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Around Ten-ish.
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#12
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
Ten-ish
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#13
What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?
Tennish.
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#14
Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?
He's not a fan of the shingle life.
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#15
When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?
Tennish.
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#16
Sean Connery was an excellent carpenter.
he even wrote a book... "Shelf help."
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#17
Sean Connery and fat girl
with a lisp meet in a bar
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#18
What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
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#19
What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?
I blame my shelf
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#20
What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?
About tennish.
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