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#1
Why don't television shows say, "You will be delighted to
know that this program contains strong sexual content?"
#2
Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can
be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob
#3
Why don't vegans eat chicken?
Because it contains egg...
#4
This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains
almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...
#5
Do you want to hear a joke about sports cars?
Are you sure? It contains spoilers!
#6
The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons
and morons.
#7
The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating...
The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.
#8
Victoria's Secret recently invented a bra that contains Bluetooth speakers ...
... because so many women had complained that men stare at their breasts instead of listening to them.
#9
How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
#10
There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient...
...it's called One Pure Scent.
#11
PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT.
It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.
#12
A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled "Do You Know
Where Your Children Are?" Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions?"
#13
Apparently beer contains female hormones.
After you drink enough, you can neither drive nor shut the hell up.
#14
My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains
protein, fiber, and good fats That's nuts, I told him
#15
Did you know that beer contains female hormones?
It's true. You drink too much you get fat, get emotional, talk too much, cry, and you can't drive a car. All apologies to the fairer sex.
#16
I made this.
When you think about it, it is kind of silly that honey contains B vitamins.
#17
Plato walks into a bar.
And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'. Then, with an amazed face, he says: "This bar is ideal!"
#18
The average human body contains enough human
bones to make up an entire human skeleton.
#19
This sentence..
This sentence contains exactly threeee erors.
#20
What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs?
A Shitzu.
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