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Coroner Jokes

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#1
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner.
Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
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#2
A bird gets hit and killed by a baseball The umpire
and coroner agreed to call it foul play.
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#3
Baby detective: These stab wounds here, they- *coroner covers the body with a sheet* Baby: OH MY GOD.
THE BODY! ITS GONE! WHERE DID IT GO
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#4
Taking home work has never been more
satisfying I love being a coroner!
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#5
What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?
It's not right, but it's OK
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#6
David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin.
The coroner said it was a space oddity.
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#7
R.I.P.
Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide.
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#8
Why can't female medical examiners have kids?
Because nobody puts baby in a coroner. Hey, at least it was original, again I will see myself out.
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#9
A man has been killed after an E-cigarette exploded in his mouth.
"His face was a complete mess." Said the coroner. "But his lungs were mint."
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#10
[first day as a coroner] me: he died at 11:42AM detective: are you positive
me: it's hard with all this death but i'm hanging in there
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#11
*coroner takes picture of my body after
I'm brutally murdered* Me: delete it
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#12
[doing an identification at the coroner's
office] It's not her; my wife has a head.
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#13
On autopsy, instead of pumping my stomach to determine what I've eaten
in the past 24 hours, a coroner need only look down my cleavage.
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#14
Who knew George Michael's "Last Christmas"...
was about the coroner?
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#15
Be kind to strangers.
One of them could end up being your coroner.
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#16
[Bad magician coroner] is this your husband's body [widow]
no [Bad magician coroner] isss this your husband's body
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#17
[At the coroners' to identify a body] Me: "Yep.
That's a body all right."
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#18
[Sky-diving] INSTRUCTOR: pull your shute!
ME: my shoe? INSTRUCTOR: your parachute! ME: my pair of shoes? [later] CORONER: where's his shoes?
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#19
I'm worried that I'm gonna get
a super judgey coroner.
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#20
If someone dies from laced cocaine, does the coroner
write "devastating blow" on the death certificate?
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