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#1
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickleback.
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#2
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
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#3
Why are stock traders so good at sex?
Same principal, you gotta pull out at the right moment or it costs you.
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#4
The Madame opened up a new sporting-house with an eye to cutting costs.
She had all the rooms on one story to cut out the fuckin' overhead.
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#5
It's so obvious that she wants me.
She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me. Yeah, I'll go with that.
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#6
In England butchers price meat by how they smell...
...a good sirloin costs about 10 pounds per scent.
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#7
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...
...Vodka costs less than dinner for two
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#8
What concert costs 45 cents?
Fifty Cent and Nickleback
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#9
One of the most difficult things in the world is to
convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
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#10
Taco guy: guac costs extra Obi Wan: [wafts hand] guac is free Taco Guy: guac is free...
Anakin: why'd u even pay for the taco? Obi Wan: dammit
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#11
Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa?
Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much.
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#12
What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
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#13
What concert costs 45 cents?
A concert that costs 45 cents.
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#14
"Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs." "Okay.
Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?" "That's cool."
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#15
A man goes to a psychiatrist "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
My wife thinks she's a piano." Doctor says "Well, bring her in." "Are you *nuts*? Do you know what it costs to move a piano?"
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#16
My parents are visiting.
So I pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere
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#17
What famous actor costs an arm & a leg to hire?
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
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#18
It costs $6 to visit Karl Marx's grave.
Google it.
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#19
What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?
Donor Kebab
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#20
Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something
as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg.
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