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Country Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of country jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"She must be shy" is probably what I say to myself the most when
a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me.
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#2
We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because
this country's been through too much already.
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#3
I've got a message for all you "migratory ducks" out there: If you're
going to come to our country, learn some freaking English.
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#4
What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?
A country.
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#5
What do you call a...
What do you call a powered scooter in cow country? A mooooooooooped
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#6
After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country,
an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES
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#7
HELLO?
HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED & DROPPED IN A NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY & I DON'T KNOW- wait. Nm. Fell asleep at Szechuan Palace again.
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#8
What kind of country has a clown problem?
The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!
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#9
Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?
Too many horses were drowning.
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#10
Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country?
He joined the Marine Corpse.
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#11
Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
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#12
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country
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#13
Why did Moses vote for Al Gore?
Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
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#14
Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built
a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.
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#15
You know, Professional Wrestling is lot like the country of China.
90% of the stuff they do is Fake.
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#16
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years.
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#17
What is a mexican's favorite sport event?
Cross country
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#18
You know homeless people are the real progressives of this country.
Always asking for change.
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#19
My girlfriend is the best hooker in the country
All her fellow rugby players agree.
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#20
What country do all cats wish to get their food from?
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and country jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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