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Cousin Jokes

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What Are Cousin Jokes?

Cousin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cousin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You can never trust the cat family.....
The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah. (Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained).
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#2
What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public.
A private tutor. -Credits to my cousin ;)
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#3
What's the worst hereditary disease?
Cousins
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#4
My cousin's a traveller and he lives in a camper van, but he's always wanted to brick up...
so he drove on dirt roads until he got a flat.
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#5
When I was 6 my cousin stole my boomerang.
The next day his parents died in a car crash. Andy, if you're reading this, I want my boomerang.
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#6
My cousin had his hand amputated in a tragic accident.
Luckily, he was able to find a replacement at a second hand store.
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#7
I saw a man struggling in the sea today shouting " Help, shark!
Help!" I just laughed because I knew the shark wouldn't help him. Heard from my 10 year old cousin.
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#8
So my cousin has bieber fever...
Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.
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#9
Would you slap your cousin for $1,000,000?
I'd do it for free, bitch.
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#10
Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than
his European cousin Kilometers Davis
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#11
Dad just dropped this at my cousin's 8th birthday party...I was the only one to burst out laughing..
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
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#12
When I'm at a bar with my cousin she doesn't think it's funny when I
yell 'BUT HE'S YOUR GYNECOLOGIST!' every time the music dies down.
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#13
What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin?
The wonderbread man.
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#14
My cousin is a terrible proofreader.
He always drinks a bottle of Jack Daniels before he checks my work.
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#15
A Roman walks into a bar and says "Hey Niko!
It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."
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#16
I just broke up with my girlfriend.
It's okay though she said we could still be cousins!
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#17
Disney couldn't handle my awesome script.
Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed.
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#18
One my 12-year-old cousin told me What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Children don't eat broccoli.
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#19
I'm about to have sex with my second cousin.
Hopefully she's as good as the first one.
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#20
Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin.
Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals.
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Cousin Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Cousin Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cousin jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most cousin jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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cousin jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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