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Covers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of covers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I talk a lot of shit for someone who won't sleep with her feet out
from under the covers because of the monsters under the bed.
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#2
Judging by the covers, every issue of every comic
book is the one where the main character dies.
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#3
The best part of having a beard is that it
covers up like 40% of my terrible face
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#4
Why are manhole covers round?
Because manholes are round.
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#5
R/News that about
covers it
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#6
Why are sewer covers called manholes?
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
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#7
Q: Why are manhole covers round?
A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them.
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#8
The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as
a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs
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#9
What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available? The hip replacement guy!
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#10
Me: My son totaled another car.
Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!
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#11
I almost died last night.
I woke up at 3am and MY FOOT WAS HANGING OFF THE EDGE OF THE BED. NOT EVEN UNDER THE COVERS.
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#12
[marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid "He covers himself in baby
powder before we have sex" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?
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#13
What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?
Bark.
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#14
Just remember, every time someone misuses the word "epic" Zooey
Deschanel covers another Smiths song on her ukulele.
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#15
What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?
A roll model.
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#16
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that
dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes "Where?"
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#17
[bed] ME: [with one foot poking out of the covers] Monsters could
get me ME: [pulling foot under covers] I am now completely safe
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#18
BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic ME: *covers face with hands* BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch.
I'll talk to him later
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#19
Have you seen the Australian version of Breaking bad?
He get's cancer and Medicare covers his costs and the series ends.
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#20
A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in....
covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin
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