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#1
What do you call an STD for homeless people?
Hermit Crabs
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#2
A John gets crabs from a 10$ hooker...
he goes back to complain, and the hooker tells him "what did you expect for 10$, lobster?"
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#3
How to get rid of crabs First, shave off half your pubes.
Then light the other half on fire, as they run to the shaved side, stab them with a knife.
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#4
A man gets a $5 hooker a man gets a hooker for $5 and get crabs.
the next day he goes back to her and tells her. she says " what did you expect for $5, lobster?"
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#5
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!
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#6
Crabs A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
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#7
YO momma so nasty...
She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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#8
Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
Her monopoly has left the seashore economy in shambles. 86% of hermit crabs are now homeless.
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#9
You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV...
But here it turns out to be about Crabs
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#10
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
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#11
If a lobsters come in on lobster boats, and clams come in on clam boats, what do crabs come in on?
The captain's dinghy.
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#12
Hello?
Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know do you serve crabs? We serve anyone sir! Come on in!
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#13
Crabs always look like they're walking themselves
out of an awkward situation ....
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#14
There's something I should tell you...
"Oh god what is it" I have crabs "NOOO" *holds up two crabs* "Oh I thought you meant-" And HIV "NOOO"
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#15
I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing
you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley.
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#16
Do her by the ocean.
Beaches love crabs.
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#17
"Mom?" "Yes?" "Are we having seafood for dinner?" "No, why?" "I heard Dad
on the phone." "And?" "He said that he picked up a case of crabs."
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#18
You know why I hate Cancer?
I have crabs. *(Zodiac)*
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#19
first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor.
"Sponge bob, i need money." Sponge bob turns around and yells "call the Jews"
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#20
Just saw a sign advertising crabs and clams.
I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep the crabs away from my clam.
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