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What Are Cracker Jokes?

Cracker Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cracker jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I always have to throw out my animal crackers.
They always have that label: "Do not eat if seal is broken".
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#2
Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers?
Because his mother told him not to eat them if the "seal" was broken. Credits to my school principal
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#3
What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??
One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!
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#4
The surprise in the Cracker
Jacks box is Diabetes.
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#5
Have you guys seen Paula Deen's new restaurant menus?
They only serve crackers.
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#6
Came with our Christmas cracker Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar?
A: He got 25 days.
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#7
"Who ate all the crackers?!"
- racist cannibal.
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#8
What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.
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#9
A graham cracker is just a white
dude selling coke in the ghetto.
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#10
My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and I love it.
Butter, jam, cheese, you name it she lets me lick it off her. She's a cracker.
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#11
What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater?
A Christmas cracker
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#12
My boyfriend has the body of a god!
Or the body of God. Okay, he's like the body of Christ. What I mean is, he's a round white cracker.
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#13
how did the female half of the interracial couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy?
Cracker wanna poly?
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#14
Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?
because polly wanted a cracker
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#15
What's one cracker plus two crackers.
[257 Calories](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)
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#16
What do you call a white grandmother?
A gran-cracker
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#17
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection...
A cracker with cheese.
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#18
If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having
it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it.
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#19
What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?
A Pull-it-surprise!
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#20
What is the difference between a lesbian and a wheat thin?
One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.
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Cracker Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cracker jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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