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What Are Crap Jokes?

Crap Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of crap jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?
A farte
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#2
My girlfriend thought this up today.
I found it hilarious and disgusting. What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole? A crap smear.
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#3
Your ass must get jealous of all the
crap that comes out of your mouth!
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#4
"911 what's your emergency?" MY WIFE IS BEATING MY KIDS!
"Okay. I'll send the police" *hangs up. OH CRAP I FORGOT TO SAY "AT MARIOKART"
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#5
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles,
my next crap could spell disaster!
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#6
They call them "reality shows" but none of them are about drunk people
scrolling through meaningless crap on the internet all night.
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#7
SURGEON: hold on, i just need to YouTube this part of the procedure PHONE:
*unskippable ad plays* NURSE: he's dyin SURGEON: ah crap, hold on
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#8
Who comes up with these names?
A casino novice like me can get into real trouble at something called a craps table.
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#9
Crap happens Called in sick to work cause I had a stomach ache and felt constipated.
Got fired. Couldn't give a crap even if I wanted to.
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#10
women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody.
you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady
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#11
Guns don't kill people.
Cats don't sew mittens. Houses don't crap zebras. Lots of nouns don't verb other nouns. This isn't new information.
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#12
Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has.
If a horse is less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse.
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#13
no actually it's called an "african-american" eye, bud.
and i got it cause someone beat the crap out of me for being too politically correct
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#14
Tiger Woods: He puts the semen in product endorsements.
And women. I mean he used to. Crap, can I start over? I've almost got this.
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#15
Roses are red...
Valentine's Day is Crap! I don't have a girlfriend so FAP FAP FAP!
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#16
I think I may be emotionally constipated...I
haven't given a crap in days.
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#17
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.
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#18
*posts selfie with full makeup and 3 filters* Caption: I'm
so sick, I feel like dog crap & I look sooooo gross
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#19
Nobody ever believes me when I say I have to go to the bathroom.
They always say that I'm full of crap
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#20
Picking up someone at a bar when you're drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry...
You end up taking home crap you didn't want.
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Most Crap Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Crap Jokes?
Crap Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Crap Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and crap jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Crap Jokes safe for all ages?
Most crap jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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