What Are Creed Jokes?
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#1
Putin is really messing with Obama over this Ukraine thing.
The last time a Russian beat a black guy this bad Apollo Creed died.
#2
Tasteless Stephen King Joke When Rachel Creed came back
from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage.
#3
If banks are so worried about people stealing their
pens, they should just attach them to a Creed CD
#4
The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer
& gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was
#5
Get a TATTOO they said!
A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!
#6
"If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or
forever hold your peace" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003
#7
I'm not saying...
Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died.
#8
Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most?
Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot
#9
To make sure everyone cries at my funeral, I'm requesting they play
nothing but Creed and Nickleback through factory car speakers.
#10
"I bet all those murders are done by that hooded guy whose always running
around rooftops w 17 weapons on him."-Nobody in Assassin's Creed
#11
I just violently threw up for 6 minutes and now my
coworkers think I'm the lead singer of Creed.
#12
As a child, it really stressed me out that Rocky was late to his second fight with Apollo Creed.
I mean, don't be late to that.
#13
In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet.
Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it.
#14
Next time you see your therapist, see how deep into the session
you can go by only saying lyrics from Creed songs.
#15
I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer...
I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.
#16
Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag?
They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.
#17
Creed is Alter Bridge with
a stapp infection.
#18
Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?
Because Ubisoft
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