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Crocodile Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of crocodile jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart.
One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later.
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#2
(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter.
He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart.
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#3
Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?
But most only have 4 :)
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#4
What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
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#5
Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?
They're always in de Nile.
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#6
how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
one will see you later, and the other in a while
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#7
Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he
thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?
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#8
What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile?
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
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#9
Why was the crocodile taking viagra?
He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction.
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#10
BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles
confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
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#11
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...
seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
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#12
What do you call a crocodile who always lies?
A croc o' shit.
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#13
Crocodile: "See ya later alligator." Alligator:
"yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."
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#14
Two homosexuals are bored...
" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"
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#15
Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth?
The birds refused to clean them because it was in-denture servitude.
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#16
[911 call] IM GETTING EATEN- *pause* Ok one sec.
*holds phone away from mouth* Are you an alligator or a crocodile? *pause* Cool. ITS A CRO-
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#17
Did you really get a crocodile tattooed around your belly button?
-IT'S AN ALLIGATOR KAREN. GOD YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.
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#18
Unless you are wearing live crocodiles on your feet that you
have beaten into submission, I care not for your Crocs.
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#19
What is a crocodile's favorite food?
Post to /r/askscience asshole
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#20
I hope I never meet the girl of my dreams because she's a thirty foot
half witch half crocodile who chases me endlessly through darkness.
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