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Crop Jokes

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What Are Crop Jokes?

Crop Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of crop jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What was used to grow crops on Mars in the movie Martian?
Good Shit
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#2
Started the mower for the 1st time this year.36 pulls & then I passed
out.When I came to, yard had crop circles & the beagle had a mohawk.
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#3
Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top?
He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff.
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#4
One farmer says to another farmer...
"You can get more sales out of your crops by canning." The second farmer looks and says, "I know, I can. I can."
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#5
The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop.
The steaks were high.
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#6
Hipster farmers don't harvest crops because
they're only cool when they're underground.
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#7
A farmer planted a crop of
puns They were home groan.
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#8
What's an Islamist's favourite crop?
Rice is.
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#9
Self esteem so low, you crop
yourself out of your selfie.
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#10
What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?
Demeter.
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#11
"I haven't read an update about Karen's Farmville crops in a few days.
I hope everything is OK." - no one, ever
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#12
Her: OMG!
You didn't feed my cat while I was away? Me: Do you remember that time you didn't harvest my crops on FarmVille? Now we're even.
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#13
Tip: Instead of doing that thing where you obviously crop your ex
out of the photo, you could actually just take a new picture.
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#14
Fun Fact: You can edit and crop a selfie so that we aren't able to
see the cataclysmic disaster of dirty clothes in the background!
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#15
I just saw a tiny UFO putting crop circles
in a black dude's cornrows.
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#16
What did the crop say to the Farmer?
Why are you picking on me?
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#17
Love your friends, crop dust your
enemies in a crowded elevator.
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#18
It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about
crop circles and they're just like, "We hate corn."
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#19
With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett.
http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1
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#20
Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river.
Turns out his boat was full of leeks.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Crop Jokes?
Our collection features 30 Crop Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Crop Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Crop Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Crop Jokes are available?
We currently have 30 Crop Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Crop Jokes?
Crop Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Crop Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and crop jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love crop jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good crop jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Crop Jokes safe for all ages?
Most crop jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Crop Jokes?
crop jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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