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Crossing Jokes

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What Are Crossing Jokes?

Crossing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of crossing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Keep your friends close & your enemies, in your trunk.
Unless you're crossing a border. Then don't do that.
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#2
What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing?
KKK Slider
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#3
Did you hear about the statistician that drowned?
Apparently he tried crossing a river with an average depth of 4 feet.
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#4
All these mean jokes about the Boston Marathon Bombing ...
are really crossing the line... too soon?
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#5
Why did Daenerys cross the road?
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
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#6
We need to protect this country!
The U.S. needs to stop these Chinese terrorists from crossing the border and spreading Ebola!
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#7
Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time?
Because the signs say "No trespassing"
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#8
Mexico is starting to build a wall They're worried about
the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected.
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#9
I was about to do a mexican joke...
but that's crossing the line.
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#10
Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
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#11
Crossing guards get mad when you call them what they really are...
Human Traffic-ers.
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#12
How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?
If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
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#13
Mexico is now the world's fattest nation, is plagued by gun violence, and has a big problem with illegal immigrants crossing their southern border...
I guess they became Americans after all.
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#14
Yes you impress me.
But so does a squirrel crossing a telephone wire.
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#15
[girl texting me] you left a sprite in my fridge [CUT TO] Me,
crossing step one off of my "secretly move in with her" plan
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#16
Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
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#17
You can joke about anything you want, just
not Mexicans That's crossing the border
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#18
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly".
They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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#19
He died doing what he loved:
almost crossing the street.
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#20
Can't wait for "Watch Where You're Going, Dummies" Ricky Gervais'
new show where he laughs at blind people crossing a busy street.
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Are Crossing Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Crossing Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 99 Crossing Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Crossing Jokes?
Crossing Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Crossing Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and crossing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love crossing jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Crossing Jokes safe for all ages?
Most crossing jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Crossing Jokes?
crossing jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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