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What Are Crow Jokes?

Crow Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of crow jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married?
From squinting and saying, "Suck what?"
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#2
A gaggle of geese.
A murder of crows. A nope of laundry.
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#3
What do you call two crows standing side by side?
Attempted murder.
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#4
What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese?
A murder most fowl
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#5
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder.
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#6
A group of crows framed my friend, ultimately leading to his
death I swear I'll find the murder who criminalized him!
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#7
What does a crow with a cold sound like?
Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.
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#8
What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?
Omaha
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#9
a murder of crows, a troop of monkeys, a
pod of dolphins, a herpe of Kardashians
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#10
A group of crows plan a meet up...
it was a premeditated murder.
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#11
What is it?
It has wings, but it doesn't fly, it has a beak, but it doesn't peck, it has legs, but it doesn't walk. What is it? A dead crow
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#12
WIFE: Were you harassing that old gypsy woman again?
ME: *fighting off a crow* Of course not! WIFE: You lying to me? ME: No. *rains frogs*
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#13
I witnessed a murder today..
then I realized it was just a group of crows.
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#14
What did one crow say to the other?
Caw dude?
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#15
I witnessed a murder in the park last night and called 911
They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone.
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#16
Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested?
Attempted murder.
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#17
A family of crows flying into a
windmill is a murder suicide
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#18
A parliament of owls, a murder
of crows, a thatsso of ravens
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#19
What do you call two crows on a park bench?
Attempted murder.
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#20
What does a gay crow say?
COCK COCK COCK COCk
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