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#1
Ted Cruz thinks: 1.
Presidents should pray every day 2. More prayers the better 3. Muslims pray 5x day 4. Ted Cruz wants a Muslim president.
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#2
Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously
He always pulls out before finishing
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#3
Normally I find Ted Cruz's message to be more off point But last night
he proved to be undoubtedly a more-on candidate and a moving speaker
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#4
Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?
To lay off his campaign staff.
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#5
What's the difference between today's most sophisticated encryption that can still be cracked and the still uncracked ciphers of the Zodiac Killer?
Ted Cruz
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#6
What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?
A Ted Bruz
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#7
What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?
The Devil has standards.
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#8
Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK?
To get to the other side!
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#9
Rick Santorum drops out and throws his support
to Ted Cruz Thanks for nothing!
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#10
Why do the birthers...?
Why do the Birthers care about where Barack Obama was born (Hawaii, not Kenya) and not where Ted Cruz was born (Canada, not Texas)? Because Barack Obama is black.
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#11
Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
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#12
Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz.
This is my suicide note.
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#13
[GOP Debate] MODERATOR: this question is for Senator Cruz.
How will you handle zodiackillersayswhat? CRUZ: what? MODERATOR: I knew it!
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#14
Ted Cruz believes in Creationism so he was really
pissed off his daughters could be monkeys.
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#15
Ted Cruz is complaining about "liberal fascism," so I guess he's just
stringing random unrelated words together, like "potato doorknob."
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#16
Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one
man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton
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#17
What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation?
To take a Cruz.
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#18
I, too, am shocked Ted Cruz has had sex.
I just assumed his kids were born when he ate after midnight and got wet like in the movie Gremlins
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#19
What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?
Neither can achieve an election
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#20
A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar
The Bartender says: "what would you like Senator Cruz?"
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