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What Are Curtain Jokes?

Curtain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of curtain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then
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#2
Oops!
I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it.
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#3
Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood.
Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains.
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#4
Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper?
-Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper? -No... -GUYS, HE DID IT!
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#5
Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
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#6
How do you get Martha Stewart to scream twice?
Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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#7
Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile.
Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome.
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#8
A little girl was next in line.
'My name's Curtain' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No it's velvet !'
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#9
I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first
thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
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#10
My two friends Rod and Kurt started a business the other day...
You should look it up, it's called Kurt and Rod's Curtain Rods.
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#11
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!
Well don't have a shower because you might be dry clean only.
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#12
Is it bad that when you walk into a room and a persons clothes
are hanging up that you think they have new curtains?
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#13
My wife told me to give her 12" and make her scream...
So I did her 3 times in the poop chute and wiped my junk on the curtain. (can't remember where I stole this from)
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#14
So this blonde walks in to a computer store...
... and says to the employee; have you got any curtains? Employee says; um no sorry this is a computer store Blonde; duhh, I have windows.
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#15
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
- me, peeping at you in the shower
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#16
DOCTOR: Your leg is broken ME: So what happens now?
D: We put in a cast & it'll recover naturally HORSE: [sticks head round curtain] WHAT?!!
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#17
How can you make a gay man scream twice?
Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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#18
HAMLET:*Draws sword* How now!
a rat?? *stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*
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#19
*Dive rolls across the room naked Her-
Why don't you just buy curtains?
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#20
How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?
Just one with depression.
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What are the best Curtain Jokes?
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Are Curtain Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Curtain Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Curtain Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Curtain Jokes are available?
We currently have 95 Curtain Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Curtain Jokes?
Curtain Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Curtain Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and curtain jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love curtain jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Curtain Jokes to share?
A good curtain jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Curtain Jokes safe for all ages?
Most curtain jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Curtain Jokes?
curtain jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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