What Are Customs Jokes?
Customs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of customs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim?
Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: "Please step out of the vehicle"
#2
A British man is visiting Australia.
The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."
#3
Toy Story (1995) - A influential local leader harasses an
immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs.
#4
I wanted to buy a patriotic decoration on my trip to China...
but I worried the US customs officer would see it as a red flag.
#5
A man is going through customs entering Australia The man behind the desk asks him "do you
have a criminal record?" The man replies "No, I didn't know that was still a requirement"
#6
My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant
that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
#7
I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs
like being nice to people.
#8
A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs
rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal
#9
English Folk Customs
by Morris Dancer
#10
A British man enters customs at an Australian airport.
The officer asks "Do you have a criminal record?" The man looks confused and replies "No, do I still need one?"
#11
So I tried to get my pet kangaroo across the American border...
But customs wouldn't let raw meat through.
#12
How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?
They do declare!
#13
[customs] "Passport?" *I lift up my bag & a severed head falls out* ME:
OH NO OH GOD *still rummaging through bag* ME: I've forgotten it
#14
I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol.
Like Customs, for example.
#15
[Going through customs] Anything to declare, sir?
1...2... Sir, what are you 3...4...I declare a thumb war! Oh bring it on *misses flight*
#16
Last time I went through Canadian customs and they asked me if I had
anything to declare, I said, "You guys make great maple syrup!"
#17
As a customs officer, I don't always agree with people...
...but I see where they come from.
#18
I hate it when people take drugs...
Like US Customs or police officers.
#19
I came back from holiday in India with a really heavy case of diarrhea...
...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs.
#20
I hate people who think it's cool to
take drugs ...like customs officers
Why People Enjoy Customs Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and customs jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love customs jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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