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Cuts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cuts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'...
... I told him 'You're one letter off.'
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#2
What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?
Sir Loin.
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#3
I put a downward force on the end of a lever arm in hopes to get a cold-cuts sandwich but ended up with a meatball marinara...
TL;DR Weight a moment, wrong sub...
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#4
What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?
A sphinxter.
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#5
What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?
A bvr
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#6
My sphincter is a lumberjack.
He cuts logs in half.
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#7
"Congrats Lobster Boy, u got the job" [Lobster Boy goes in
for the handshake but cuts his employer's hand clean off]
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#8
[Worm sitting alone] WAITER: Dinner for 1?
Dumb question W: But- *worm cuts self in half* *waiter shrieks* 2nd WORM: I'll have the prime rib
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#9
Instead of cursing and swearing when someone cuts me off in traffic,
I just yell lyrics from Spice Girl songs out the window
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#10
It's hard to juggle work and a baby...
...without the baby getting a few paper cuts. I haven't left my room today.
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#11
Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?
He wanted cold cuts.
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#12
How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?
He/she barely even cuts it anymore.
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#13
My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer....
He cuts it shorter instead.
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#14
Why did Bob get 'Emo' Grass for his lawn?
Because it cuts itself.
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#15
My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.
How come? When he's finished your face is full of short cuts.
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#16
What do you call a Massachusite who cuts down trees?
_In a New England accent..._ A Boston lager. . . . . . I made this up yesterday in the car.
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#17
What is the definition of a Barbarian?
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
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#18
I just joined Twitter; it's really easy to follow people.
Too bad it cuts into my exercise.
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#19
A man asks a genie for a dick so long it touches the ground...
So the genie pulls out a sword and cuts both the man's legs clean off.
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#20
What do you call a man who cuts down trees?
A tree feller.
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