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Damage Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of damage jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What killed the Wicked Witch of The West?
Splash damage
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#2
My doctor said I should stop thinking so much, it's bad for my
health and could damage my liver He also say's I'm half deaf
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#3
I sneezed real hard, and while I did not break
any bones, I did sustain some tissue damage.
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#4
You can remove a book's appendix without any problem.
But spinal damage is usually fatal.
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#5
Everyone's gynecologist uses the
term battle damage,' right?
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#6
Building collapses in Detroit this morning.
Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars.
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#7
Texas - A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9,600 in damages rather than serving a prison sentence.
He gave the court a check--a forged check. He was sentenced to ten years.
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#8
LPT: If your phone gets water damage, leave it in a bowl of rice overnight.
When you're sleeping, Asians will come to eat the rice and will fix your phone for fun
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#9
Strong people don't put others down.
They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
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#10
Jesus saves...
...everyone else takes full damage.
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#11
What are you watching tonight?
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
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#12
An ISIS attack wouldn't do any damage
to Chicago What's one more pot hole?
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#13
Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?
It wasn't his fault.
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#14
Ran into the guy who broke my heart.
Totally worth the damage to my car.
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#15
A baby seal walks into a club And later dies
from complications of severe brain damage.
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#16
Strong people don't put others down..
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage.
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#17
THE HUMAN BODY 12 Wildly inconsistent design.
Leaks fluids. Zero protection from drop damage. Can be killed by bees/peanuts. NOT RECOMMENDED
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#18
I accidentally rear ended a mercedes with a midget driver...
he got out, looked at the damage and yelled "I am not happy!". I replied "fine, which one are you then?"
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#19
I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the
damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs.
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#20
phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a
action movie is directley proportional to its budget
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