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Dan Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dan jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"none of your ridiculous drink recipes tonight, ok dan?" I promise
[later] *stuffing flatbread into blender* WHO WANTS A PITA COLADA
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#2
"I'm Dan if I do, and
Dan if I don't." -Dan
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#3
Coworker: it's dark already Me: I know, Dan.
I have eyes CoW: it's only 5 'o clock Me: I KNOW DAN CoW: it's early Me: THAT'S HOW EARTH WORKS
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#4
Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the
correct answer is not "like Dan Aykroyd."
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#5
Action Dan here, so I read a book on Stockholm syndrome.
I didn't like it at first but I have to finish a book I start, by the end I was really into it.
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#6
What did one potatoe say to another?
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
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#7
When co-workers ask if the photos on my desk are my kids, I like to say, "No, they're Dan's from accounting.
But they're so cute!"
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#8
So /u/unidan is housing a redhead Because her condo flooded and he owns a vacant rental property at the top of the hill in town.
Thanks Dan.
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#9
So, Lieutenant Dan walks
into a bar...
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#10
So I've got this friend Dan.
But when Dan gets mad, he seems kinda girly. Because when Dan gets mad, *Danielle*.
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#11
My wife and I do it doggy-style...
...she plays dead and I beg. -Dan Chopin
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#12
A dan walked into a barr.
And Roseanne said watch where you are going!
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#13
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
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#14
Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood.
"Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"
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#15
Hair Disorders
by Dan Druff
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#16
What're nuts on a wall?
Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!
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