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Darkness Jokes

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What Are Darkness Jokes?

Darkness Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of darkness jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Me: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: New phone, who dis?
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#2
Are you afraid of the dark?
Just sing the opening line to "The Sound of Silence." Darkness will feel like you're being clingy and leave the room.
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#3
What is a blind persons favourite song?
Hello darkness my old friend
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#4
How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called "recovering from the darkness"
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#5
How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
All, to save this world from the darkness.
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#6
What's faster than light?
Darkness, my old friend.
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#7
me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you
are going to hate me but I forgot your name
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#8
1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them, 1 Ring to bring them all & in the darkness bind them.
3 rings to let Mum know you're home safe
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#9
Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness.
That night, they invented the word "voluptuous."
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#10
They're just making up new weather with this 'thunder snow' shit.
Next we'll have 'earthquake rain' or 'sunny darkness' or some shit.
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#11
Some subreddits What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?
No it is not r/shadow [removed]
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#12
[Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire...
Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS
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#13
"You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell" said Edward Cullen.
-- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist.
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#14
Me: Hello darkness my old friend
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
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#15
My 10 year old: "If nothing is faster than the speed of light,
how did the darkness get there first." Me: "What?"
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#16
What is the Speed of Darkness?
... ... Batman!
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#17
All this darkness is making
me feel like Hellen Keller.
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#18
How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
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#19
How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They live in eternal darkness.
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#20
Hello Darkness, my old frie- *the lights
suddenly turn on* oh it's like that now?
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What are the best Darkness Jokes?
Our collection features 46 Darkness Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Darkness Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Darkness Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Darkness Jokes are available?
We currently have 46 Darkness Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Darkness Jokes?
Darkness Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Darkness Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and darkness jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love darkness jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good darkness jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Darkness Jokes safe for all ages?
Most darkness jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Darkness Jokes?
darkness jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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