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Dart Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dart jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do Jews do a pregnancy test?
The woman spreads her legs and the man throws a penny between them - if a hand darts out to snatch it up then it's a positive
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#2
Nothing says "high-functioning alcoholic"
like being really good at darts.
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#3
*Buys map of world, pins up on wall* *Swears to visit wherever
it lands* *Aims dart* Map: I have a boyfriend
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#4
Sorry I called animal control about your children but I
really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick.
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#5
Mad Libs inventor died today of POOPING.
He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAUR.
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#6
Women's Darts The only time they'll see a
180 is when they're programming the oven.
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#7
wherever this dart lands is where I'll take a trip to *throws dart and
it lands on Hogwarts poster* oh, well this is going to be difficult
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#8
How does Darts Vader eat spaghetti?
With the force and knife.
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#9
[throws a dart at map of the world] One day, I'm gonna go over there & pull that dart out.
The next time I wanna play darts, probably.
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#10
If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my
cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet.
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#11
What do u call an ethopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart
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#12
*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit
wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*
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#13
Husband sat in his room throwing darts....
at his wife's photo but not even a single one hit the target. From another room the wife asks the husband : "What are you doing?" . Husband: "MISSING YOU".
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#14
Lessons learned from last night: There
is no such thing as a goalie in darts
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#15
Women love it when you emit three high pitched squawks, inflate your
expandable throat pouch, and then dart back and forth between trees.
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#16
I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light
switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed.
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#17
Sing like no one is listening.
Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.
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#18
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.
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#19
I lost a leg to a guy named Amir...
God damn, he's good at playing darts.
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#20
The best vacation?
Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep.
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