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What Are Dash Jokes?

Dash Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dash jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My first sex was like 100m dash...
... with 8 black men and a gun.
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#2
Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident?
She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood
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#3
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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#4
Girl: "My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..." Boy:
"What, over in ten seconds?" Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
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#5
Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
Because I really don't like running the 400M dash.
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#6
What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !
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#7
I'm not racist.
I hate all races equally. Especially the 100 meter dash. All short and Olympickish.
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#8
I don't see why people dislike racial diversity I'm
getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash.
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#9
I dreamt I was being chased by a bizarre sentence with two poorly distinguished clauses.
So I made a mad dash for it.
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#10
What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?
Gotta Dash!
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#11
If you could eliminate one entire race off of the face of the planet, which would you choose?
the 5k fun run, or the 100 meter dash?
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#12
Did you know how they found out that Dale Earnheart had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders on the dash.
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#13
What goes dot dot dash squeak ?
Mouse code !
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#14
Police officer: When's your birthday?
Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year? Me: Ugh duh every year
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#15
100m Dash A girl says to her friend "The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter
dash" Her friend says "What, over in 6 seconds?" "No, with 8 black men and a gun."
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#16
Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race?
I've finally turned a corner in my career.
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#17
What did the dash say when he failed his exam?
"I underscored."
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#18
My 40 yard dash time: 5.5 My 40 yard dash time after
seeing my gf with my phone in her hands: 4.3
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#19
*wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant* *she storms
out upset* *I follow* Outside: "DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!" *high 5*
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#20
A good time I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time.
So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds.
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Our collection features 28 Dash Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dash jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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